Ah, Oregon!

Here in Elk Snout (the fictional small Oregon coastal town featured in the 1987 Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn movie Overboard), things are different, all right.

From an article in the Oregonian about use of fake urine in drug tests, this information from a county Dept. of Community Justice spokesperson:

The tampering includes people who dilute their own urine and tricksters who turn in a range of substitutes. “For example,” she said, “someone tried to pass off a sample of elk urine as their own.”

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”You want what?” Photo source.

One thought on “Ah, Oregon!

  1. Well, sure. Elk just stand there and you can easily put a cup underneath them and get all the pee you want. Everybody does it. Great for the roses if you don’t need it for job requirements. (And those who try this will help clean up our gene pool, which gets kinda cruddy sometimes).

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